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The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Draco Malfoy
2. D'Artagnan
3. Sherlock Holmes
4. Harry Potter
5. Rodney McKay
6. Sarge
7. Caboose
8. Church
9. Anita Blake
10. Dr. Quintin Q. Quin
11. Obi-Wan Kenobi
12. Josh Lyman



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I have never read a fic with that, and it would be the craziest crossover EVER.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I guess he’s sort of hot, just not my type. I’d do him, but I would write home.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would wonder how the West Wing and Red vs. Blue had ever met each other, and cry.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Well there was one, but the other got all peevish about fanfiction and made websites pull it all down, so it was lost to me.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
A fluffy, pompous French Musketeer with a space military sergent from Halo? Sure, why not?

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Well Rodney/Anita would end in her shooting him and Rodney/Quin would be a complete genius nerd fest. So I would go for the second.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Caboose would probably be confused and ask why they were playing leap frog naked or something equally stupid.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
This hurts my soul… “A explosion in Sealab flings Dr. Quin into the past where he meets turn of the century detective Sherlock Holmes. Forced to work together to catch a master criminal, their feelings of resentment over their differing approaches to science give way to steamy science love. Warning! SH/QQ, PWP, FT, H/C.”

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No, there isn’t. And should the two ever meet, Draco might kill Caboose on principle.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
“The Ties That Govern”

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Harry Potter deflower Draco Malfoy? *cries of pleasure* There’s nothing I could write that doesn’t already have a fic.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
For the love of all things chocolate I hope nobody of my flist reads Caboose slash.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don’t anybody on my flist reads Sherlock Holmes in general, let alone fanfiction.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Hell yeah. I even have somebody who takes pics of her Obi doll in compromising positions with plastic octopus.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
That would be a nutso insane three-way cross-over. But I could sort of see someone doing D’Artangan/Rodney McKay/Harry Potter if they were really really hoped up on some serious drugs and/or caffeine.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Really hilarious compliments and various “oh babys”

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
What song would fit Church? Something mean.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Draco/Sarge/Josh Lyman? BDSM, PWP, slight non-con

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Something all crazy and French, with lots of proclamations of love

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Like, 15 minutes aqgo. Rodney is my addiction. Woooo RM/JS!!!

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Strawberry yoo-hoo’s and robots.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
I don’t Obi-Wan is allowed to shag anyone, drunk or otherwise. Besides, I’m pretty sure Anita is close to the darkside.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sherlock Holmes would top Caboose any day. Though it would be a sharp contrast for a relationship. Genius with stupidest man in existence.



"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Translation: "Draco Malfoy and Anita Blake are in a happy relationship until Anita suddenly runs off with Harry Potter. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Obi-Wan Kenobi and a brief unhappy affair with Josh Lyman, then follows the wise advice of Rodney McKay and finds true love with Sherlock Holmes."

“Between Magic and Madness”
I think Lizzie might read it for the characters, Bethos for same plus crazy and then me because it’s just to crazy to miss. I think Marina would have to write it, but she doesn’t know all of the characters.


How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I would be… I’m not sure. I guess I’ve always kind of hoped that Church would go for Tucker. But if it was Curch/Caboose at least you know Caboose is happy to be closer to his “best friend” Church. Wow, most disturbing Red vs. Blue episode ever.